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Let's be real: Blake Lively is most likely an android created in a lab somewhere to a) school us on the privileged-yet-tormented lives of the Upper East Side elite, and a) shame us for being physically and fashionably basic in every conceivable way. How do I know for certain that she's (allegedly) an android? Because the woman practically lives in Louboutins. In fact, we have very little proof that she leaves the house wearing anything else. The Loub love goes both ways; in fact, the brand named one of their shoes after her back in 2011. This explains why Blake occasionally seems to have exclusive access to new Louboutin styles, and also accounts for the unrivaled selection of Loubs in her closet.

CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN PIGALLE SPIKES PUMPS

Here she is using the streets of New York as her personal runway during NYFW. She paired these spiked Pigalles with a gorgeous, poppy-appliqued Michael Kors dress. If you love this dress, the brand still offers several non-appliqued, completely 2D poppy-print versions of it. You know, for normals.

CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN PIGALLE FOLLIES STRASS PUMPS

Blake wore these eye-catching, chunky crystal Pigalle Follies to the 2016 amfAR Gala in NYC, which she attended with her hubs Ryan Reynolds, of course. (Not pictured here. You KNOW what he looks like.)

CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN FRONT DOUBLE PUMPS

A few of these shots come from Blake Lively's 2015 Age of Adaline press tour, which was a celebrity designer fashion blitz like no other. Here's Blake, leaving an appearance on Good Morning America in a pair of shimmering, gold-toed Loubs paired with a dress and coat by Roksanda. This is a particularly bold fashion statement for pre-dawn.

CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN PYTHON BIANCA PUMPS

Here's a photo of Blake just living her everyday life in NYC while wearing a pair of pink python Biancas. The steep arch of this 5.5" pump makes my head spin.

CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN LACE-UP BOOTIES

Black wore these suede Louboutin booties to a "fashion event" in Tribeca last February. Strangely enough, no one took the time to document what this event actually entailed, and no one other than our photo service seemed to even notice it happened.

CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN PYTHON PIGALLE FOLLIES PUMPS

Here's Blake leaving her NYC hotel in a different pair of caramel-colored python Loubs. Blake's love of floppy hats is particularly well-documented, and unlike the other 95% of those who attempt to wear them, Blake can actually pull them off.

CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SO KATE OMBRE PUMPS

Remember that bananas press tour I mentioned earlier? This is what Blake wore to her actual Good Morning America appearance: a tartan Marc Jacobs dress and jacket paired with shimmering ombre silver So Kates. The statement-making blue-and-yellow ensemble featured above is what she wore when she left. She wore exactly ten different outfits to ten different promotional appearances that day.

CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SO PRETTY LASER-CUT PUMPS

Finally, here's Blake leaving her hotel en route to make an appearance on Fallon. This was the very last outfit she donned on that epic, whirlwind, one-day press tour. She's wearing an off-the-shoulder Zuhair Murad dress, paired with beautiful laser-cut Louboutins. This is exactly the sort of "Princess Grace" look that Blake excels at. Just kidding, she excels at all looks, obviously. Because she's an android.